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[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

they really are the greatest utensil. I'd always wanted to scoop noodles directly into my mouth with my hands, but it was so unhygenic and I'd frequently get burned!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Click at your own risk but i have another solution for your unique problem.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

One of the many reasons research into the health effects of microplastic polution is so slow is because latex/vinyl gloves are themselves a source of microplastic contamination.