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Tobacco plant altered to produce five psychedelic drugs (www.newscientist.com)
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[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd like to note that this is the third cromulent Simpsons reference in this thread. Pretty good for a show with only 11 seasons.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Pretty good for a show with only 11 seasons.

Anyone who measures their age by Simpsons seasons will sadly not have sufficient suspension of disbelief for that.

I can only remember 11 or so, sure. But I know there's like 35.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, no it's reality that's wrong. Only 11