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Donald Trump has warned the ‘crazy b******s’ in Iran to open up the Strait of Hormuz in a foul-mouthed social media post on Easter Sunday.

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 118 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm ok with the fascism, reduction of our rights, human trafficking, pedophilia, rape, forced deportations, economic wars against our allies, bombing of civilians, war crimes, crimes against humanity, and bigotry against anyone that is not a cis het white man, but I draw a line at an American President cursing on Easter Sunday.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 33 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Jesus didn't rise from the dead for a dumb pedophile to curse for the entire world to observe. Ridiculous!

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 19 points 8 hours ago

That's right, Jesus did it to find those DEI eggs.