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Trump drops F-bomb and says ‘Praise to Allah’ in wildest social media post yet (metro.co.uk)

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Donald Trump has warned the ‘crazy b******s’ in Iran to open up the Strait of Hormuz in a foul-mouthed social media post on Easter Sunday.

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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Jesus is a bit of a fluid concept to these people. We just had a weekend where the zombie wizard (also known as a lich) reanimates himself and goes around spooking people for a couple of days before skedaddling on up to heaven or something. He'll be back though. They've got a book written by a dude that obviously was schizophrenic that describes the future and the conditions required for it to happen as if they can tickle it into existence and Jesus will come back. I think they can find a way to make it justified