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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 291 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

“God, you’re hot. Do you know that? Where do you go to school at?”

How do you possible make this worse? Ask them where they wll be later.

Not calling for violence but how does this not get you tarred and feather in the parking lot?

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 184 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Not calling for violence but how does this not get you tarred and feather in the parking lot?

Haven't you noticed? pedophiles are in fashion now… they can even be presidents

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Heard, one use to be a prince....

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

yeap… green prince instead of blue

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

If my kid was speaking in front of the school board and subjected to that kind of harassment I’d be in jail right now.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

🔫always have been

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 83 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Here's why:

"Boys will be boys."

"He's not wrong, she is hot."

"Little slut deserves it for dressing like that."

"Why didn't I think of this? I wonder if he has any videos."

"Note to self: accept his 4th of July pool party invitation this year."

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pedophiles are praise worthy unless you are trying to make it big on the Internet, then you beat up random people who cant fight back and pretend they are this guy.

Everyone is willingly living a hypocritical lie these days.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

Priorities, we got'em!

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The only response to that is, "what the f*ck is the matter with you?"

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sir....I need to see your search history.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hey, I'm not disagreeing with you or anything like that, but read what you type... possibly* will* (or they'll), and also end that with a question mark. There's absolutely no reason to have errors like that, you had all the time needed to read your own text and all the time after to fix it. No need to make yourself look incapable of using basic words, which I believe you definitely are (capable that is).

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'll hire an editor