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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 291 points 1 week ago (24 children)

“God, you’re hot. Do you know that? Where do you go to school at?”

How do you possible make this worse? Ask them where they wll be later.

Not calling for violence but how does this not get you tarred and feather in the parking lot?

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