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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Lemmy hates the shit out of satire lol

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Yes, we are all very serious here. Yup. No funny business going on. Just us and our incredible seriousness. Sooo serious.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

And 4 years on, I still can’t figure out whether it’s because of neurospiciness or divergent interests. Linux? 471 communities. Writing? 2 and the mods of the second one abandoned their accounts years ago

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

I've gotten considerably more replies here than on Reddit from people who don't understand sarcasm.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Maybe it's because even within the fediverse, there are too many people who agree to satirized positions unironically. i.e. Lemmy is just a little too diverse for most satire.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In certain ways, maybe. I can’t see eye to eye with some people on what constitutes a genocide, for instance. But there comes a point where it’s apparently either satire or a an objectively crazy user. It’s equally apparent who this split Is apparent to, on this open source communist Linux forum.

It’s my personal belief that lemmy at large is simply too experientially limited to recognize online satire outside of incredibly specific examples. Mostly meme templates. And there’s nothing wrong with that, but it is a little frustrating for me, personally.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure it's the tism.

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn autists, taking everything literally

[–] mutilated_sphincter@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, you must be thinking of kleptomaniacs

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago

No, no, that's "literally taking everything," but now we're getting into the realm of dyslexics

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh thank god its not just me.