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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 150 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is /v/, which means this post is behind over 9000 layers of sarcasm.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 69 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

All of which this platform will be oblivious to, because Lemmy just doesn't do satire.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Lemmy hates the shit out of satire lol

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 37 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

And 4 years on, I still can’t figure out whether it’s because of neurospiciness or divergent interests. Linux? 471 communities. Writing? 2 and the mods of the second one abandoned their accounts years ago

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Maybe it's because even within the fediverse, there are too many people who agree to satirized positions unironically. i.e. Lemmy is just a little too diverse for most satire.

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[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn autists, taking everything literally

[–] mutilated_sphincter@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, you must be thinking of kleptomaniacs

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 weeks ago

No, no, that's "literally taking everything," but now we're getting into the realm of dyslexics

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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] polotype@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I took it as satire too, but what tells it's /v/ ?

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[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 94 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

It's the enshitification of triple AAA titles fucking slapping surcharges on EVERYTHING; day one dlc, microtransactions, always online DRM, the ability to revoke access to the shit we pay for, it's death by 1000 cuts. EVERY anti-consumer action, every attempt to squeeze more of us while delivering the same rehashed shit over and over. Yup I will keep playing my old consoles and the games I own. The intent of us withholding our money and refusing to purchase your shit is to provide publishers with a sense of pride and accomplishment for retaining their customer base.

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[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 60 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm going to school right now for game design. I'm an international student hoping to work here after too. I've put all my eggs in this basket, I barely even have enough estimated money for a plane ticket home if I don't get work right out of school

Let AAA burn. I want to see it collapse, I want to see all the big game companies shutter. Now is such a great time to see indie studios going wild making pieces of art and I want people working there instead

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 16 points 3 weeks ago

May each of those big ass studios perish and may their market share become a financial whale fall for you and your peers' wonderful, impossible indie game passion projects.

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[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 59 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

AAA profits are higher than ever. Layoffs are tremendously inefficient. They do nothing to reduce costs long term, and can actually lead to increased costs. There is a good amount of economic research which demonstrates that.

Layoffs are corporatist virtue signalling.

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Shareholders only want short term gains so they could sell their shares and win big.

Long term goals are for the suckers that bought the artificially inflated stocks.

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Layoffs actually tend to artificially deflate stock prices as it's seen as a signal of a company in financial distress - this is actually one of the reasons why industries tend to do layoffs simultaneously across multiple corporations. Of course this can be used to turn a profit through short selling but you'd need to have some sort of prior knowledge to set up the short positions prior to the layoffs being announced.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just FYI, "dearth" means a scarcity or very little of something.

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 17 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Oh wow, you're right, why the heck did I think it was the opposite? I've been misusing that word for years. Thanks for letting me know!

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 53 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

collapse of the entire western AAA gaming industry

Don't threaten me with a good time. Seriously, that might be exactly what the industry needs.

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[–] jtrek@startrek.website 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They should sell products users want at prices they're willing to pay. Without abuse, deception, or other malicious acts.

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

But won't somebody please think of the shareholders? /s

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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 36 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

As the western AAA gaming industry dies, I shall be playing Komm süßer Tod in its funeral. Which one depends on who's the next kicking the bucket: this one if it's the pop music industry, and this one if it's Hollywood.

…now excuse me, I gotta finish Donkey Kong Country 2 again.

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 34 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

It's easy problem to fix they just have {YOU MUST OWN THE PREMIUM BATTLE PACK FOR $9.99/MONTH* TO VIEW THIS CONTENT}

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't mind passes honestly, but also they should not expire. I paid for that shit, let me finish it, if it takes a week or a month or a decade, let me finish it at my own pace.

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[–] Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Start making better games.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Even better.

Stop charging us again and again for the same shit just cause it's on a newer system.

Stop blocking backwards compatibility just to charge us again.

Stop attacking rom sites because they have a file of a game you stopped supporting or selling 40 years ago.

Make better shit.

Stop nickel and diming us with "dlc" on your unfinished piece of trash.

Stop micro transactions.

Stop attacking your fucking customers and bleeding us dry.

Shareholders gotta eat I guess.

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

2024 survey from Consumer Reports here. Representative sample of 2022 people.

"Still playing gaming systems released before 2000" in this case means "has used at least one gaming system released before 2000 at least once in the past year."

What you probably imagined is probably very different from what the survey actually reported.

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[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago

let AAA and AAAA fail. indie devs would have a much larger platform. current gen equipment is too expensive as it is and will get worse.

[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

People still read classic books, watch classic movies, go to see classical art and listen to classical music. Why would video games as an entertainment art form be any different?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 points 2 weeks ago

People need to stop reading books from before 2000 and only read books with Kindle's unlimited plan! Think of the shareholders!

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

sorry anon but i'm with guybrush

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GOOD. The AAA gaming industry deserves to be destroyed, the main thing is they're happy to be considered art but don't treat it that way at all.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If I were to come up with my top 10 favorite games list, I believe more then half would be indie.

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This could literally cause the collapse of the entire western AAA gaming industry.

Wouldn't be the first time: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game_crash_of_1983

TL;DR: A much smaller gaming industry was enshitified at an alarming pace, barely after it got started. There were too many competing options, many of which were sub-par experiences, and there was no way to tell until after purchase.

Perhaps that's not directly comparable, but to my eye, the biggest similarity is not enough value for the liquidity (disposable capital) people are willing to put forward on a product. At some point, people will just spend less or spend on something else entirely.

Meanwhile, you have older gamers like myself that are more than happy to take a trip down memory lane, since a few decades can make those old games fun again. I'm in this 14%. That said, I tend to buy new indie titles, mostly due to the lower pricepoint, lower expectations, reliably better art, lower system specs, smaller time commitment, and so on. Games like Assasin's Creed Odyssey showed me that big studios aren't necessarily pushing more and interesting narrative into monster-sized titles, opting for cut/paste easter-egg hunts and aftermarket content purchases instead. Less really can be more.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

older gamers like myself that are more than happy to take a trip down memory lane

Not only memory lane, but stuff like ROM hacks and randomizers can make new games from their retro roots. Hell I've gotten back into Doom in the past few years, and people just basically never stopped making new (free) levels for that since it came out 30+ years ago.

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[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago

Micro transactions weren't addictive enough. Games should sell bump of heroin

[–] mrnngglry@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago

The gaming industry turned its back on gamers a long time ago by making it difficult to truly own a game. It's no wonder people want to go back and play old games that don't rely on a server somewhere that could be shutdown at any point.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago

Games are games. Doesn't matter when they were made. Especially, if they are better than modern ones.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Let them die. AAA games are games built to be marketed, not played.

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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe don't make everything a micro transaction grindfest and actually make a good game. Outside of Nintendo which I play with my kids, I hardly fuck with new games. I've skipped the last gen of consoles because I can't fucking stand modern gaming, and I honestly don't think I've missed anything important. I know I'm painting with a broad brush, but for the most part I don't think I've missed anything extraordinary. I'm sure I'll get GTA 6 as long as my 2020 mid ass gaming laptop can support it, but I've grown very jaded about the gaming industry. It feels like games are designed by the C-suite and not gamers these days.

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[–] neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I started being done with modern games around the ps4 era. Things have not gotten better since then. I just bought a ps3 and it feels great to just put in a disk and boot up a game.

I admit there are some games that ask you to update them but it has not been madatory for me yet. I just got the system and am still exploring it. But, a ps3 super slim with 23 good games for about $100 is better than any AAA experience you will get for the same money.

I am not even going to pirate games since they are so cheap. The only exception will be in cases where there is not an option to get a disk.

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[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I mean ive thought of this. I mostly do play pre 2002 games. And I'm always thinking wow, they put so much work into this, no vibe coded bullshit, no endless updates, working with difficult hardware , mad respect for those devs. And I feel a little bad I can enjoy their creations 20 years later and they're not getting anything for it.

However we know what's coming. Corporations aren't dumb, they see this, and in a couple years there will be a huge crackdown on retro gaming (they already shut down a huge archive). So enjoy while you can, they're coming for you.

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[–] saturn_888@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You know, maybe if you could buy physical disks and cards of games that dont require internet access (unless it has specific online features like trade, battles, co-op, etc) And the games were actually good and not corporate slop then maybe we'd want them

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago

It's only retro if it's a modern thing made to look old, otherwise it's vintage.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Greed can be like that. Stop being greedy and your fans may come back

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