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She's from eastern Europe in the 1970s and was a model from a young age. it would genuinely be a complete rarity if she wasn't directly a part of (either as a victim or a perpetrator) at least a few Epstein-like rings. Her intelligence community ties make that even more of a certainty.
Most bottom bitches were victims themselves. Melania is no exception.
Bottom bitch is ghetto vernacular for the "top girl."
Melania would be a bottom bitch while Maxine would be a madam.
My wife is Gen-X from Eastern Europe and a former professional athlete that represented her country, and from a famous family of athletes (mom, dad and uncles). Because of that, she was only asked to pose and/or play with important people. Some of her less privileged teammates though had to go on "dates". Now, not all had to "do things" in those dates, but some certainly did. According to my wife, all the models (including her cousin) definitely had to put out.
There is absolutely no chance in hell Melania, a model from a poorer country, from a family without a privileged background like my wife's, didn't have to prostitute herself...a lot.
That said, I will never hold that against Melania. You do what you have to do to survive. What I do have a problem with is her pretending that the shit that falls out of her gaping asshole doesn't stink, and that she's better than others.
“definitely had to put out.”
In my country we call that rape.
Epstein was far from the only flesh peddler exploiting the wave of post-Soviet refugees following western Shock Therapy in Eastern Europe. Paolo Zampolli founded the modeling agency in NYC that imported Melania and eventually introduced her to Heir Donald. He did partner with Epstein in 2004 to purchase Elite Model Management. But it could have just as easily been a thousand other creep-o finance tycoons running around NY, Paris, Berlin, or Tokyo from the 90s/00s.
The whole fucking joke of Epstein and The Files is that he gets treated as a unicorn when we've had Jack Abramoffs and Lawrence E. King Jrs and Deborah Jeane Palfreys and Andrew Tates for just as long.
No, ALL those modeling agency creeps were child sex pimps.
It's like that with all the bullshit extremely wealthy people and corporations get up to. Every now and then they throw the book at one (Martha Stewart, Purdue Pharma) then pretend like they solved the problem allowing the innumerable other people/corporations to continue pulling bullshit. It's like when China every few years trots out some rich person or powerful politician and nails them for tax evasion or corruption in a show trial then goes back to pretending to be socialist like they aren't a neolib paradise with awful wealth inequality and crony capitalism.
I think Chinese domestic economic planning goes a few steps beyond the semi-annual show trial.
Their green energy and ev markets illustrate as much
Oh, absolutely. They're living in the future over there, if you've got the money to enjoy it. The next century+ probably belongs to them. I would never dispute that. I only take issue with calling them anything other than something like crony capitalism despite the name of the party in charge. If I died right now and was told I was going to be reincarnated but unfortunately I would be born poor and was given a choice of where to go, China would be near the bottom of my list of developed nations. But if I was told I was going to be born rich, China would be near the top. I love visiting China.
The fundamental difference between Chinese Socialism and American Capitalism can be summed up in their retirement rates.
In China, white collar men can retire at 63. Blue collar women are out at 55. That upwards of twelve years gap in retirement age is why China has billionaires and America has trillionaires.
The real value of a civilization is its infrastructure. And you're going to find it difficult to name a country more advanced and resilient - particularly to looming climate change.
But if you want to roll the dice on Starmer's UK or Takaichi's Japan or Milei's Argentina? Good luck.
Slovenia wasn't part of the Soviet bloc though
Slovenia - a Yugoslav state - was a major trading partner of the USSR. It's economy was hollowed out, first after the decline of Russia, and then after a decade of looting, sanctions, and war.
Finland and West Germany were more major trading partners with the USSR, and more than half of Yugoslavia's trade was with the OECD.
Yugoslavia's economy destabilized firstly from the 70s oil crises and the IMF loans tied to requirements to privatize industries. Many of those loans were taken with the premise that the USSR may invade and the funds were necessary for defense.
Or even both, it’s not unheard of for victims to perpetuate the abuse they received as a way of making it feel more normal for themselves, or just because they have no internal models of other ways to behave.
The cycle of abuse is real.
Hurt-people hurt people.
Very likely the story of Ghislaine Maxwell, given her father's shady history.
Slovenia is Eastern Europe?
Czechs are pretty universally considered eastern European, so yes, absolutely. It's not about geographic position, it's about what side of the the wall they fell on. The side of the nazi appears or nazi killers.
That is a very oddly binary take on geopolitics. Slovenia was part of Yugoslavia in the 70s, Yugoslavia was one of the founders of the Non Aligned Movement.
Universally by whom? Have you asked the Czechs? Wikipedia has it in central Europe: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czech_Republic
Okay, universally disregarding ultra-nationalist nazi types that believe eastern europeans are subhuman heathens, which I don't consider to be worth considering.
The only real point of contention in the 'eastern european' designation amongst the czech population is those that are so incredibly racist they still don't consider romanians a civilized species and refuse to be lumped together with them in any way.
As the other responder pointed out, this is not a simple issue (also at some point we switched from Slovenia to Czechia). There are at least two ways the east/central/west distinction applies. The first is geographical - every point that claims to be the middle of Europe is in or to the east of Czechia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geographical_midpoint_of_Europe), so geographically it's pretty clearly not eastern (which again, the original Wikipedia link also says - pretty sure they're not all Nazis).
Politically it's a more complex thing. A common American interpretation is "part of the Soviet bloc". By that definition, yes, eastern Europe. But, there's also a not uncommon perception that this means it's a not well off country that is behind because of communism (see the movie Eurotrip for an example in pop culture). People who are in those countries would like to not have this association, so "central" is a way to avoid the Cold War era east/west split.
I think you could satisfy yourself with the fact that this is projection.