Not The Onion

21168 readers

2407 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world

160

KitKat truck flanked by security convoy after 12-tonne chocolate theft (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 12 hours ago by negativenull@piefed.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

33 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip 23 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That's a lot of security theater to protect $10-worth of chocolate-like substance.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago

How dare you besmirch the famous Nestlé name! They didn't murder all those babies and steal all that water and support all that slavery to have their chocolate insulted! How DARE