This is a great use of human resources. /S
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And that’s basically it!
This is marketing.
Do KitKats even have chocolate?
First of all FUCK NESTLE! Second fuck Nestlé
I rather eat it, not fuck it.
Staged corporatist bullshit. 0/10.
Right? Who the fuck wants a KitKat? Nice try fuck heads. Give me a break.
Break me off a piece of that KitKat truck.
Might as well be the onion
Lighten up, it's a solid joke.
By corporate assholes
I'm not laughing, fuck these assholes
Or .. you could just transport it in an unmarked truck, but then there wouldn't be this perfect free marketing "opportunity".
It wasn't even that kind of a theft. They didn't like, run the truck off the road and steal the cargo or anything; they just posed as a scheduled relief driver and the prior driver handed them the keys, by my understanding.
That's why "conman" is short for "confidence man".
They talked someone into just handing over the keys to a truck by acting like they belonged.
The KitKats are actually in the eurovan in the very back.
That's a lot of security theater to protect $10-worth of chocolate-like substance.
How dare you besmirch the famous Nestlé name! They didn't murder all those babies and steal all that water and support all that slavery to have their chocolate insulted! How DARE
All a ruse to justify hiking prices
Do they expect us to believe that there’s 12 tons or 24,000 pounds of chocolate bars in that little dinky toy of a truck? 
I have eaten 1 kitkat in the last 20 years but after all the news and viral posts, I will never eat one of those foul "chocolates" ever again.
Jailbreak me a piece of that KitKat bar? 🤨️
What's in the trailer on the right?
Kinda hard to tell, but that's a tree service/arborist type bed on the truck, so I'm guessing probably wood rounds or wood chips.
Yeah, I thought it might be a tree trunk
