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Anon runs into his boss (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

My former boss had trouble buying beer sometimes because he's short and thin and made the mistake of going with another coworker who permanently looks under eighteen years old. He said he ain't making that mistake again.

Meanwhile, during covid, my method of verifying the age was pulling the mask down.

We also got thoroughly blazed all together at multiple times, locations, and various configurations of other coworkers and drugs of choice. We were in programming.