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RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later' (www.irishstar.com)

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[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 81 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Everything I learn about him is against my will.

[–] variablenine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 days ago (7 children)

He also beheaded a beached whale with a chainsaw and bungee corded it to the top of his minivan for a five hour drive

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"I hope ya know I pack a chainsaw (what?)"

[–] variablenine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

You know, the more I learn about him, the more I actually think he would skin your ass raw

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