variablenine

joined 1 month ago

You know, the more I learn about him, the more I actually think he would skin your ass raw

[–] variablenine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or the time he dumped a dead bear cub in central park and staged it to look like a bicycle accident. That was only 12 years ago

[–] variablenine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 days ago (7 children)

He also beheaded a beached whale with a chainsaw and bungee corded it to the top of his minivan for a five hour drive

[–] variablenine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Revanced has been abandoned by a majority of maintainers who have all moved to Morphe. Would highly recommend