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Anon runs into his boss (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

One of those vegetable slicers, spelled mandoline. Image search for "mandoline cutter" but without the safety gloves or plastic thing, back of my finger went just a little too low and caught the blade right on the fingernail and it went through it like nothing.