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[–] corvi@lemmy.zip 52 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Wasn’t there a post a couple of days ago about OwO being drawn on like every jet’s fuel intake port?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 23 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I hadn't seen anything about it but I won't stand for these cats getting away with all these shenanigans when it comes to flights. I've been out here chasing off squirrels howling back at the coyotes to keep them at bay for months. And the ... Wait a ..fn deer... Rahf ruff roof roof roof

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 14 hours ago

I saw that, and I thought it was pretty funny