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Cops Called To 91-Year-Old Woman's Home For Welfare Check Find Her Playing Video Games (www.gamespot.com)

submitted 1 day ago by FTonsilStones@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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She was trying to beat a record, and that's apparently why she did not answer the welfare check-in calls.

Officers entered the home to find the woman playing a "bubble pop" video game and attempting to break her previous record. Body camera footage was released as part of the police activity, but it doesn't show the moment that officers found the woman due to privacy reasons.

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[–] Tiresia@slrpnk.net 18 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Fun fact: As a grandmother, she could have been 16 when the first Call of Duty came out without her or her children having an underage pregnancy.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 11 hours ago

You mean when WW2 happened? She got tonplay it in real life?

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 20 hours ago

That is not a fun fact at all! I'm gonna go break my hip in the corner now...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

i'm in my mid 40s. my peers have kids in their 20s. who could theoretically have kids. i could be a grandparent. i have to warn my wife, it's time to start a grampolycule of our own.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

It has her age, not her familial history (in the title at least). Unless the premier of CoD was 75 years ago I dont think this is particularly accurate.