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She was trying to beat a record, and that's apparently why she did not answer the welfare check-in calls.

Officers entered the home to find the woman playing a "bubble pop" video game and attempting to break her previous record. Body camera footage was released as part of the police activity, but it doesn't show the moment that officers found the woman due to privacy reasons.

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[–] Today@lemmy.world 2 points 43 minutes ago

Fucking kids never answer/respond, but when Mom misses one call the popo's show up.

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 5 hours ago

wow, i'm surprised they didn't murder her

[–] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 53 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"Footage doesn't show the moment they found her for privacy reasons" like we haven't all been caught in our underwear covered in sheeto dust after a gaming binge

[–] gnufuu@infosec.pub 17 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

She was probably shouting insults at some kid in Call of Duty

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 30 minutes ago

The cops kids probably.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

Call of Duty: Bubble Pop

[–] Tiresia@slrpnk.net 12 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Fun fact: As a grandmother, she could have been 16 when the first Call of Duty came out without her or her children having an underage pregnancy.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

i'm in my mid 40s. my peers have kids in their 20s. who could theoretically have kids. i could be a grandparent. i have to warn my wife, it's time to start a grampolycule of our own.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

It has her age, not her familial history (in the title at least). Unless the premier of CoD was 75 years ago I dont think this is particularly accurate.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 hours ago

That is not a fun fact at all! I'm gonna go break my hip in the corner now...

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 hours ago

Not the first time a 360-noscope was referred to as a "bubble pop". 😂🤌🏼

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 7 hours ago
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago

playing a "bubble pop" video game

Puzzle Bobble clone? looks it up

Puzzle Bobble clone.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago
[–] village604@adultswim.fan -2 points 4 hours ago

That's an ambiguous title. I thought they were investigating welfare fraud.