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She was trying to beat a record, and that's apparently why she did not answer the welfare check-in calls.

Officers entered the home to find the woman playing a "bubble pop" video game and attempting to break her previous record. Body camera footage was released as part of the police activity, but it doesn't show the moment that officers found the woman due to privacy reasons.

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[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

wow, i'm surprised they didn't murder her

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 6 hours ago

And that’s why we all thought this maybe an onion article.