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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 55 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

it totally looks like this idiot did not know this was not an actual Bible quote

He knew it wasn't an actual Bible quote, but he did think it was a modified version of Ezekiel 25:17. Which it definitionally is. The actual string is:

Ezekiel 25:17 –> (edit: Bodyguard Kiba modification) –> Pulp Fiction modification –> USAF modification

Whereas he thought it was:

Ezekiel 25:17 –> USAF modification

I think that's understandable if you've never seen Pulp Fiction (because you just assume the Pulp Fiction stuff was the USAF's addition), but it's still pretty funny.

The actual problem here, as usual, is separation of church and state being trampled over to make way for Abrahamic prayers in the US federal government.

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

25:17 is a small segment of the "verse"... Pulp Fictions rendition is made up all in except the "great vengeance and furious anger..." Part....

E.g. fake bible verse.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

E.g. fake bible verse

You mean "i.e.", and yeah, he said that it's "reflecting" Ezekiel 25:17.

“They call it CSAR 25:17, which I think is meant to reflect Ezekiel 25:17.”

He literally never said it's an actual Bible quote or even all that close to one.

[–] towerful@programming.dev 3 points 6 hours ago

Yup. It's not giving an example so "e.g." doesn't make sense

For example fake bible verse