this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
152 points (99.4% liked)

Not The Onion

21236 readers
1788 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Newsweek noted that the Bible passage was a condemnation of Philistines and the Cherethites, historic enemies of the Israelites, dating to the fifth century BC. Ezekiel, the Old Testament book in which it appears, focuses on a demonstrative prophet of the same name who engages in street theater to attract the attention of crowds to deliver his message.

Er, it wasn’t a condemnation of the people groups; it was a condemnation of those who practiced child sacrifice, took bribes, and exploited orphans and widows. It just happened to tie this to the governments of the Philistines and Cherethites, who were known for doing these things.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

This sounds like all things Trump has done.

And I fully believe the allegations in the Epstein files and that Trump was co conspirator to all of it, which is why I say the child sacrifice part sounds like Trump.

The man claimed he witnessed "ritualistic sacrifice" and "babies being dismembered" on a yacht belonging to Epstein in 2000