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RFK Jr ‘cut off a dead raccoon’s penis’ (www.telegraph.co.uk)

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[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

In the future we will undoubtedly gain much more from a posthumous study of RFK Jr than he ever gleaned from that raccoon and its member.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Is the study to measure the pleasure derived from pissing on his grave?

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

Probably more useful to study the damage that can be caused by a dead worm to brain tissue.