And yet somehow the least craziest thing he’s done… so far…
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
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I can't get over the fact that through every one of these weird ass stories of his, his children are patiently waiting in the car. Patiently. Children patiently waiting in the car. While their dad mutilates the corpses of animals. Yeah I'm sure they were real fucking patient.
like most of these ancient vampires, aren't his children adults?
Whatever you grow up with is normal to a child.
In the future we will undoubtedly gain much more from a posthumous study of RFK Jr than he ever gleaned from that raccoon and its member.
Is the study to measure the pleasure derived from pissing on his grave?
Probably more useful to study the damage that can be caused by a dead worm to brain tissue.
A strange dude.