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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 97 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And he called his audance poor when they booed Musk.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He's poor, compared to Musk. If the Sociopathic Oligarchs had their way, he'd survive their purge, but not because he's rich, but because he'd be their dancing monkey. The moment he stopped being funny to them, they'd just send him off to the camps, and keep his paltry fortune.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

If the Sociopathic Oligarchs had their way, he’d survive their purge, but not because he’s rich, but because he’d be their dancing monkey.

Which is supposedly what he was refusing to be when he quit his show so long ago.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe they did get rid of him and what we're seeing now isn't the same person who ran off to Africa way back.