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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon has a very specific goal (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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just pretend this is green

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[–] Pman@lemmy.org 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Well to be fair to the guy the first step would be to find a set of twins. It won't help him at all but that would be the first step.

[–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

The first step is to learn basic social skills so he doesn't make said twins disregard him the moment he meets them. First impressions are important.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

The first step is to level up your attraction levels. Status, money, fame, power, and let’s not forget physical attraction.