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Well, i do know someone who married a guy with a brother. Cheated with the brother, divorced the guy, then married the brother. Oh, and kids are involved. Say hi to Uncle Daddy!
Was that how you came up with your username?
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It's funny that instead of imagining finding people who are actually into that, anon defaults to the frog boiling manipulation approach
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There was a story circulating a few years ago about a pair of twins who strive to be “the most identical twins in the world”, which includes sharing a fiancé and timing their pregnancies for the same date. It is not mentioned whether they bang each other though (not something I care to speculate about lol).
I suppose the first step to making the OP’s fantasy possible would be having massive amounts of money.
Though to be fair, a lot of plans are at least easier if you start out with massive amounts of money.
Well I'll be damned
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Get a million dollars.
Not all chicks dig a dude with money.
Edit: This and the previous comment are a reference to the movie Office Space. The scene is quoted verbatim below and one person did a nice riff on it.
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
[Peter laughs and then notices Lawrence's dead serious expression]
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point
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That’s crazy - I’m a pair of twin sisters who like to have sex with other, but what we’d really like is to find a guy with absolutely no social skills or sexual experience to join us, and not just as a one-off thing but on an ongoing relationship basis.
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Easy, just look for twins in the Bible belt.
Saved from papas incest basement only to land in papa’s incest basement. Tragic
Utah & Idaho too. Don't forget about the Mormons.
Mormons would be the most likely to actually engage in this behaviour since their religion actually promotes it.
EDIT: Sorry mormons.
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Regardless of ethics, I gotta commend the pragmatism against such an uphill battle
This guys literal pipe dream is more achievable than my groceries because he at least wrote it down
This feels like one of those "I've never kissed a girl before, but I've watched a lot of porn" fantasies that works great in your head and horrible in practice.
Feel free to turn down as many hot twins that want to have a threesome as you want mate
Every time I deliver a pizza to the posh kid's neighborhood, there's inevitably a pair of 19 year old twins wearing lingerie, covered in whipped cream, whom I've interrupted in the middle of a pillow right. And I have to tell them "No no no, there's no other way to pay me. I only accept cash or plastic."
Drugs.
a lifetime stockpile, apparently
Well to be fair to the guy the first step would be to find a set of twins. It won't help him at all but that would be the first step.
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Step one would be to meet some twins.
Step two is to explicitly explain them your fantasies in graphic detail.
My wife has a twin sister. What do now?
Life's hard enough as it is, don't go looking for challenge levels.
Is the sister hot? Am not your wife, pinky promise
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Eh idk make a lot of money or lower your standards and find two drug addict sisters who wont give a fuck, or I guess do both to maximize success rate.
Step 1: be rich. Like, rich enough that you could buy twins into doing that and still have money left to keep them
Have they checked the polycule poster?
They were fraternal twins, but I still feel like he'd approve.
Has anyone reached this stage yet? Besides the cheating example in the comment below.
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