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Nike Pulls "Walkers Tolerated" Sign From Boston Store After Runners Push Back (marathonhandbook.com)

submitted 21 hours ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 15 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Did you hear that? Nike no longer tolerates walkers. I'm going to burn my Nike walking shoes.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

New Balance has your back.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 0 points 15 hours ago

FWIW The Nike Air Monarch IV is one of their best sellers and is a absolute dad/walking shoe.