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Nike Pulls "Walkers Tolerated" Sign From Boston Store After Runners Push Back (marathonhandbook.com)

submitted 9 hours ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://leminal.space/post/34426046

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[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 9 points 3 hours ago

People need to stop being so offended lmfao

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

I love when big corporations get told to fuck off like this.

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 12 points 5 hours ago

That honestly sounds like a harmless jest and a little overreaction by the cancel crowd.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 13 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Did you hear that? Nike no longer tolerates walkers. I'm going to burn my Nike walking shoes.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

New Balance has your back.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago

FWIW The Nike Air Monarch IV is one of their best sellers and is a absolute dad/walking shoe.

[–] CoconutLove@lemmy.today 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Turns out runners like to walk too

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

It's almost like they walk around the Nike store.