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Police called after schnitzel row turns violent in southern Germany | dpa international (dpa-international.com)

submitted 19 hours ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Police officers were called to settle a schnitzel-related dispute in southern Germany after a man assaulted his neighbour for allegedly pounding meat for the dish too loudly.

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[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

allegedly pounding his meat too loudly

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 4 hours ago

Spoiler tag this shit!

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Why stock video?

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

*allegedly*