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And that’s basically it!
Just cover your mouth with the pillow if you're gonna moan that loud. 🤷♂️
allegedly pounding his meat too loudly
Spoiler tag this shit!
Why stock video?
*allegedly*
As a german, I can say it can't get any more german in this article: Police, meat, boomers, neigbor disputes, violence over ridiculously minor disputes. Everyday stories.
Schnitzelverbrechen.
Of course there is a long, compound German word for it
Theres always a long German compound word for it.
It's actually austrian and is used when someone puts sauce on a wiener schnitzel but I figured it fits the situation since it literally means Schnitzelcrime.
Was it a chicken or a veal snitzel?
Pork is the best schnitzel.
Let's try not to get the police involved here as well...
I know you don’t want them involved because they’d agree with me.
Try tell that to the judge
They’d agree pork is best too.
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[insert obligatory "beating his meat" gag here]