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Well it's also. Windows XP. There's updates. Install them when you want to. Windows 10: There's updates, install them soon unless it's pro then install them when you want. Windows 11: Please install your updates, you have twenty seconds to comply. Windows 12: What's that, you were in the middle of editing a file with 8 hours worth of edits? Tough I'm rebooting now bitch.
or we will incrementally slow your machine down.
Anyone else notice this when waiting 3 weeks to let win 10 update? Every time I'd get updates I would wait, reboot several times but not install the pending update, then after finally installing it the machine would "magically" get faster
But that's just the updates Microslop wants tested in production. To get the security updates for this month's Windows 12 0-day 0 privilege Vulnerability please renew your $12.99 monthly update subscription (minimum term 60 months).
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