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[โ€“] EbenezerScrew@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

But that's just the updates Microslop wants tested in production. To get the security updates for this month's Windows 12 0-day 0 privilege Vulnerability please renew your $12.99 monthly update subscription (minimum term 60 months).

[โ€“] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

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