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I believe his name is John Apple now.
Are Tim Apple and John Apple somehow related?
The apple never falls far from the tree.
yes, but which tree?
Binary search tree
They are from the Apple clan of Japan, or wherever part of China Apple is from, which has a rich history and leadership of the clan is periodically passed to a successor. This dates back to the fall of the great Steve Apple who was killed by Jewish space lasers that gave him cancer. There is a long voting process involved to select the new leader of the Apple clan and dedicated followers wait patiently for a white air drop that signals the new clan leader has been chosen. As an additional fact John Apple's grandmother was from clan Wutang which has made this choice highly controversial.
this is peak
Pretty sure he is John Appleseed until September 1st
Canon
Johnny Applebookphone