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Trump and other top Republicans will read passages in a marathon Bible event (apnews.com)

submitted 7 hours ago by Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Halftime Donald Jesus Trump, nailed to the cross. Let's make this happen! Or we can just read the Epstein files instead.

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[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Deut. 21:18-21

What to do if your kid is lazy and drinks too much? According to the Bible:

18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:

19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;

20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+21%3A18-21&version=KJV

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Parts of Deuteronomy sound like someone's fetish fanfic.