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Trump and other top Republicans will read passages in a marathon Bible event (apnews.com)

submitted 4 hours ago by Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Halftime Donald Jesus Trump, nailed to the cross. Let's make this happen! Or we can just read the Epstein files instead.

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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 12 points 1 hour ago

And about a third of the way into his passage, Trump will start rambling on about himself, I guarantee it.

He'll start with the droning, uninterested 'something other than me' voice as he begins the passage, then switch to the excited 'it's about me now' voice to regail everyone with how wonderful he knows he is for a while, then maybe get back to finish the passage, if he can find it again.

Whole thing should take about two hours.