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Anon is Arthur Schopenhauer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 12 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 89 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

I wouldn’t push a woman down the stairs, but I could see myself writing an essay on why only dumb people can tolerate loud noises and that being loud should be made illegal.

[–] solxix@pawb.social 2 points 4 hours ago

Hey I think you tried to store json in a string field

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

can confirm, am dumbasses, like loud noisy music

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

loud noisy music actually doesn't bother me as much as say, quiet, crinkly plastic being wrapped/unwrapped.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

you'd have my vote

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 10 points 8 hours ago

Everyone get in here, we're voting on essays!