In case anyone else is curious, the essay is simply titled "On Noise."
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2026
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Fuckin jstor pay walling this kind of stuff is wild
I'm not autistic, nor have I ever gravely injured someone through my own action (or inaction) that I know of, but I will tell you this: I don't understand how these attention-starved children driving these rice burners with their goddamn POW POW UNF POW exhaust systems (and you fuckers know what I'm talking about) are allowed to exist.
I am not a violent person, but I would read their obituaries with great satisfaction.
Dass only in the mornin'.
Iss like a alarm clock.
Iss dat woo WOO!
Source: Bubb Rubb and Little Sis
Just for decoration!
But how else will they tell everyone that they're big and tough?
I wouldn’t push a woman down the stairs, but I could see myself writing an essay on why only dumb people can tolerate loud noises and that being loud should be made illegal.
Hey I think you tried to store json in a string field
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can confirm, am dumbasses, like loud noisy music
loud noisy music actually doesn't bother me as much as say, quiet, crinkly plastic being wrapped/unwrapped.
you'd have my vote
Everyone get in here, we're voting on essays!
being loud should be made illegal
Joke is that it did. Now Germany has its Nachtruhe
I’m an immigrant in Germany and my boss (from here) recently asked me if it was a jerk move to do laundry on a Sunday if she checked with her neighbors first.
It made me realize I’ve been such an unintentional asshole. I’ve been avoiding things like carpentry and band practice, not laundry. There’s a guy on my street who mows the lawn before nine in the morning on Sundays though, so I’m not the worst in my neighborhood.
There’s a guy on my street who mows the lawn before nine in the morning
These people are the worst
Excessive noise is bad, violence is worse. Moral licensing for escalating is a hell of a drug.
violence is fine, just has to precise and for the right purpose
Same with noise lol
Contrast Charles Babbage, who was actively harassed by deliberately shitty street musicians, whose business model was to be paid to fuck off.
this guy was so unbelievably based
man gets annoyed by loud noises, escalates to violence
Sooooo based, bro