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I'm not autistic, nor have I ever gravely injured someone through my own action (or inaction) that I know of, but I will tell you this: I don't understand how these attention-starved children driving these rice burners with their goddamn POW POW UNF POW exhaust systems (and you fuckers know what I'm talking about) are allowed to exist.
I am not a violent person, but I would read their obituaries with great satisfaction.
Dass only in the mornin'.
Iss like a alarm clock.
Iss dat woo WOO!
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