KingGordon

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Lake Oswego theater loses rights to screen ‘Melania’ after marquee jokes in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

Arrrrr, matey.

Tesla profit tanked 46% in 2025 | TechCrunch in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Far out.

It's always about dat math in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

I feel seen

Coffin meditation sessions being offered by Tokyo relaxation parlor in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
Volkswagen Planning Subscription-Based Horsepower Upgrades in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Woo! 2002 passat owner checking in here!

God's country in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Those children are way too clean looking.

*Permanently Deleted* in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world -1 points 8 months ago

Dude you need to up your life a bit. Dontchathink?

With a Trump-driven reduction of nearly 2,000 employees, F.D.A. will Use A.I. in Drug Approvals to ‘Radically Increase Efficiency’ in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Ftfy: Move Fast and Kill Children

You Can’t Make an Omelette without Exploding Several Billion Dollars’ Worth of Eggs in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Cant even wear a fucking hat lookin-ass.

HBO Max Returns: Warner Bros. Discovery Rebrands Max Back to HBO Max in Summer 2025 in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Fucking duh. Morons.

Tesla confirms it has given up on its Cybertruck range extender to achieve promised range in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Imagine how easy it would be to be if elongated muskrat kept his mouth shut.

Trump Posts AI-Generated Image of Himself Dressed as the Pope in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He misread pope as rape and signed right up.

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