KingGordon

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Volkswagen Planning Subscription-Based Horsepower Upgrades in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Woo! 2002 passat owner checking in here!

God's country in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Those children are way too clean looking.

Study: Remote working benefits fathers while childless men miss sense of community in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago

Dude you need to up your life a bit. Dontchathink?

With a Trump-driven reduction of nearly 2,000 employees, F.D.A. will Use A.I. in Drug Approvals to ‘Radically Increase Efficiency’ in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Ftfy: Move Fast and Kill Children

You Can’t Make an Omelette without Exploding Several Billion Dollars’ Worth of Eggs in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cant even wear a fucking hat lookin-ass.

HBO Max Returns: Warner Bros. Discovery Rebrands Max Back to HBO Max in Summer 2025 in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Fucking duh. Morons.

Tesla confirms it has given up on its Cybertruck range extender to achieve promised range in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Imagine how easy it would be to be if elongated muskrat kept his mouth shut.

Trump Posts AI-Generated Image of Himself Dressed as the Pope in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He misread pope as rape and signed right up.

j diddy in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Fuckin masterpiece.

WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’ in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 133 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Dont threaten me with a good time.

HP ditches 15-minute wait time policy due to 'feedback' in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

And even in that list HP is dead last.

HP ditches 15-minute wait time policy due to 'feedback' in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 201 points 7 months ago (14 children)

HP has been a shitty company for decades. Why do people still buy things from them? They are dead to me.

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