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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

I honestly don't understand why these people can't just wait til they get home, behind closed doors, to do their pervy shit.

What is the appeal of doing this in a public place? It can't be that thrilling that it's worth ruining your whole life over.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bruh some people get their best thrills by doing risky sex.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Oh I know.

I just don't understand THIS level of risk.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You should have seen Lemmy NSFW lol

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Probably fair. :)

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago

Because they won't ruin their life. It's untouchable power.

[–] mech@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

wait til they get home to do their pervy shit

What was pervy about this, apart from being in public?

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are we at the "sex isnt inherently sexual" part of society already???

[–] mech@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago

Are we at "sex is pervy" now?