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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 152 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Find a better pizza place, anon

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

True. Fast food pizza really does taste like ketchup on toast though, and the cheese tastes like rubber.

I had Taco Bell the other night, could barely even finish it without vomiting.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 53 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Going to Taco Bell for pizza was a mistake. Even frozen pizza can be pretty good if you don't buy the cheapest one at the store

[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You take your Mexican pizza slander elsewhere

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't implying taco bell is mexican food count as mexican slander?

[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Mexican pizza is a name and in no way implying that the pizza is from Mexico

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Going to taco bell period was a mistake.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I like the crunchwrap supreme enough to go once or year

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 17 points 11 months ago

Sounds like you need to find a better fast food place too!

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Dominos is of the same shit quality in Turkey. It is cardboard plus wood chips taste if you decide to add the "spice" they include in the package.

Most other pizza chains are meh. Random places also offerring pizza can be quite good, depending on the place.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

In the US? In this economy?