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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a doctor (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He weighs one and a half football fields.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Approximately one kiddie pool's worth of bowling balls