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Texas school sent waiver for parents to allow kids to be coached by sex offender (www.chron.com)

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Remember people, in today's USA, it's better to be a sex offender than literally anything else. It's even better if you meddle with kids; that could secure you a position in the government. But girls liking girls? Big no-no.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Let’s not let the UK off the hook - just listened the Jimmy Saville behind the bastards episode, and it seems like certain types of people just get to rape kids.