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Anon watches Gordon Ramsay (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 18 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 56 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Fake: man, how do you even eat a pumpkin?

Gay: me, and also I’m a lesbian that can’t cook so I don’t fucking know

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 37 points 17 hours ago

I'm a chef so I have professional knowledge on this subject. Gordon is powerful enough to convert any red blooded lesbian into a pumpkin eater.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago

Fake and gay: pumpkin