Look, it might be fake, but these stories annoy me because the way people are treated by their family influences their behaviour. "For once my family isn't angry with me" - the same story everywhere. NEETs idn't stand a chance
this post was submitted on 01 May 2026
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fake - annon's family is definitely still disappointed in them
gay - doing things for other people
Gay: anon likes Gordon Ramsay
Double Gay: anon cooks
Fake: anon's family isn't angry or disappointed
I make my scrambled eggs the way he does
His voice demonstrating that on TV is always on my mind when making scrambled eggs.
Never stop stirring. Never stop! NEVER STOP!
The secret trick is to scramble them.
Angry?
I, too, yell, "Fuck off, you donkey" at the egg carton until the eggs come out.
And how is that?
Good amount of butter in a warm pan, crack in 3 eggs, don't bother to whisk them. Just fuck them about with the spatula directly in the pan to scramble them. Keep them moving, keep stirring and scraping, moderate the heat by taking the pan off the burner. When they start to come together, add 1/4 cup of cream or sour cream, continue bothering the eggs until the consistency is how you like it. I like them fairly moist, but firm enough to stand up in a pile. Season, put over toast.
I like Worcestershire sauce and Apricot jam on my scramble eggs, I know that sounds treasonous but it's good
I dump them in a measuring beaker with melted butter and microwave for two 60 second stretches, whisking in between with a fork 😁 So fancy
I mean generally the secret to making anything good is to make it 20-60% butter and then add heavy cream.
the things you can get away with when you have socialized healthcare
That's a dessert, not a meal.
Don't tell me how to live my life
The whole thing sounds treasonous.
Eh, I make eggs following Ramsay’s general directions. His recipe is more for creamy scrambled. I just use a less butter and cream. The eggs still come out fluffy, light and more creamy than normal. Like greentext, I have received several complements on how they turn out. Except I don’t put jam on them.
I find it soooo weird that people say cooking is a womans job (it should just be who ever likes cooking job), but in most parts of the world, men are dominantly the people who do the cooking in professional and home environments. I love cooking and my partner loves the chemistry of baking, else we would just have a cabinet of craft dinners and ramen (not that we dont have those on hand).
Yeah. I do most of the cooking for me and my girlfriend, and that suits both of us. I like being able to cook what I want, and she likes eating what I cook.
Fake: man, how do you even eat a pumpkin?
Gay: me, and also I’m a lesbian that can’t cook so I don’t fucking know
I'm a chef so I have professional knowledge on this subject. Gordon is powerful enough to convert any red blooded lesbian into a pumpkin eater.
Fake and gay: pumpkin
Pumpkin soup fucking slaps!
I found the recipe! Might try my hand at it, it's Autumn here and the recipe looks good. (I might end using butternut squash instead though.)
When I try my hand I always end with nut on my squash too.