this post was submitted on 01 May 2026
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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The whole thing sounds treasonous.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Eh, I make eggs following Ramsay’s general directions. His recipe is more for creamy scrambled. I just use a less butter and cream. The eggs still come out fluffy, light and more creamy than normal. Like greentext, I have received several complements on how they turn out. Except I don’t put jam on them.