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Anon watches Gordon Ramsay (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I mean generally the secret to making anything good is to make it 20-60% butter and then add heavy cream.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

That's a dessert, not a meal.

[–] WalleyeWarrior@midwest.social 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

My mom is from North England, so that's just how all our meals are. Auntie Elizabeth always said "butter makes everything better"

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

"butter makes everything better"

I originally read this as "butter makes everything butter"

[–] Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 hours ago

Don't tell me how to live my life

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 0 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

the things you can get away with when you have socialized healthcare

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Just avoid sugar and you're fine