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Anon wants to open the tomb of Gilgamesh (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 62 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Man get the wool off your eyes boy why do you think we went to war in Iraq? Fuckin gilgamesh's bones hold arcane power and now dick Chaney is a litch

[–] WR5@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 minutes ago

This isn't true, you're spreading misinformation. Dick Cheney is actually a lich*.

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 hours ago

All wars are secretly about magic bones.