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[–] fizzle@quokk.au 4 points 26 minutes ago

The most plausible explanation is that the blobs Fassbinder saw in 2003 that he said might be the tomb turned out to be nothing. Magnetometry and ground penetrating radar can be very difficult to interpret. You see it a lot on time team. It can tell you where to dig sometimes but just as often tells you to dig in the wrong place. Could've been a tomb they saw in the river bed or could've been a patch with a different type of sediment.

Archaeology is going on in the middle east all the time but the discoveries just aren't very sexy.

This is what wikipedia says:

Media interest was excited in 2003 by a report that the German Archaeological Institute team had discovered something that might be the tomb of the legendary king Gilgamesh. The Sumerian poem The Death of Gilgamesh describes how the River Euphrates parted after Gilgamesh died and he was buried underneath it, before the river was restored to its course. The Euphrates has changed its course since the time when Gilgamesh is supposed to have lived, and the route it followed then is now dry. In an interview, Fassbinder was careful to state that they had no solid proof and that the structure had not been excavated and they would not know unless it was, but said that magnetometric scans had revealed buried structures in the former bed of the Euphrates that matched the description in the poem. He commented that other scans of that part of the site so far were a surprisingly good match for Sumerian descriptions of Uruk as it was in Gilgamesh's day, making the theory that the poem was also right about the tomb more plausible.

The invasion of Iraq happened shortly after the announcement. The site at Uruk escaped looting during the war, and further investigations have been done there since then, but there has been no further public comment on the possible tomb. When asked about it by an independent researcher, Fassbinder was reticent, saying only that the media coverage had been exaggerated and that he had only said that it might be the tomb of Gilgamesh.

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[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I don't know anything about this find, but I do know that the best way to preserve archeological sites is to leave them untouched in the ground.

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 1 points 33 minutes ago

You're right ofc, but I don't think that's what's going on here.

There's the well known chinese emperor who's name escapes me who's tomb has been left for exactly this reason - if we were to excavate it would be very difficult to preserve the contents. I doubt that's what's going on in this location though - I imagine the taliban or whoever runs the show there would very much appreciate the short term cash flow from opening a site like that.

[–] KatherinaReichelt@feddit.org 12 points 2 hours ago

The problem: When they are known, they will attract looters. And local people will totally have noticed those german guys doing strange stuff on this field near their town or might even been employed as helpers by them. When the word is out in a war zone, the time is ticking.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 4 points 1 hour ago

People believe this shit

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 46 points 4 hours ago

Man get the wool off your eyes boy why do you think we went to war in Iraq? Fuckin gilgamesh's bones hold arcane power and now dick Chaney is a litch

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Demigods love it when you disturb their tombs.

[–] tristan@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 3 points 1 hour ago

When you’re famous they let you do it.

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I would still take it over the current world situation.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago

Perhaps this is why the world is like this now.

[–] greyscale@lemmy.grey.ooo 1 points 1 hour ago

Demigods destroying the world? That'd be an improvement.

Aliens invading would be so confused by the relief on the invaded's faces. Shit, we'd send them the right direction.