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My $5K smart bed needs to shut the hell up (www.theverge.com)
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[–] Cherry@piefed.social 25 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Yeh her ability to waffle is annoying. They oversaturated every point repetitively and pad it with crap.

I nearly choked on the protein bagel I’d been shoveling into my gob.

Short story they bought a ridiculous priced bed to give them data…and it gamified their sleep and gave them dodgy info…not a surprise.

Article takes 10 paragraphs to explain, and is entitled the bed needs to shut up. Ironic.